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January 10, 2005

Jesus was a coprophiliac sexual deviant: "A Christian group is to bring a private blasphemy prosecution against the BBC after the corporation screened Jerry Springer - The Opera on Saturday. "The damage that must have done to impressionable young people is incalculable." He said his group would meet lawyers this week to begin legal action, adding he did not ask the police to undertake a blasphemy investigation because "we don't have a great deal of confidence in the ability of the police to take any action"."" Full Story

More of the Painfully Obvious: "Most women college students are well aware of the dangers of drinking and driving. But there's an equally threatening risk tied to alcohol consumption that may not leap to mind -- sexual assault. Seventy thousand cases of sexual assault or date rape that occur each year on college campuses are attributable to alcohol use, a federal task force found." Full Story

Keep Your Mind From Attaining Nirvana! Watch 'Regis and Kelly' while trekking in Nepal: "Come spring, Sony will release software that in conjunction with its LocationFree TV device will allow consumers to watch video content and access the Internet from a base station hooked up to a broadband connection, the company said Friday at the Consumer Electronics Show here. The LocationFree TV includes a portable LCD (liquid-crystal display) TV panel and the base station. But with the upcoming software, notebooks will be able to connect to the base station as well" Full Story

Tasty and Good for You! "The pigment that gives curry spice its yellow hue may also be able to break up the “plaques” that mark the brains of Alzheimer’s disease patients, early research suggests. Scientists found that curcumin, a component of the yellow curry spice turmeric, was able to reduce deposits of beta-amyloid proteins in the brains of elderly lab mice that ate curcumin as part of their diets" Full Story